She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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