He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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