And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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