you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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