I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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