I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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