My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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