i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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They have beer where we have blood.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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