honey bunches of taint.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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