i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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