Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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