i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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