I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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