She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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