WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
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I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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