Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
whose parrot is this?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Randomize
