this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I could have mohawked her pubes.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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