Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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