Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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