honey bunches of taint.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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