i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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