No stitches, just platelets and will power
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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