i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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