Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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