Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.