I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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