you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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