I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Shame is for Republicans.
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