wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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