So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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