who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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