your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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