You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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