Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Randomize
