He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.