Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style