I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way