Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?