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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I bet i've been more pregnant than you.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.

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