there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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