1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
