Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Floor bacon is actually really good
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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