One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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