If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
ttyl tear gas
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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