Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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