I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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