he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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