so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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