id be glad to
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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