Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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