so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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