It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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