I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You need a sexual gate keeper
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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