Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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