Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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