Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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