Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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