Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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