I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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