Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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